List of states to move to over the weekend

  • California

THAT’S IT.

A sad and terrible realization

My entire life, such as it is, can indeed fit inside a 91 Honda Civic.

A simple truism

Nothing is Faster than a Dog

Some things I observed on a recent fact finding mission in California

  • Palm trees
  • Norman Y. Mineta International Airport (The Norm, as it’s called by locals).
  • Roads
  • Friends
  • A small creek
  • A room filled with Skittles

On the topic of meat

Given the choice between meats that are honey roasted and meats that are hickory smoked, I say, “Why not simply combine the two?”

And therein is why I’m pretty smart.

I know what you are thinking

I bet you are thinking, “Where are my combs? Why is there not a site that lets me keep track of my combs online so that I always know where the nearest one is????”

And the answer is because I don’t have any venture capital.