Given the choice between meats that are honey roasted and meats that are hickory smoked, I say, “Why not simply combine the two?”

And therein is why I’m pretty smart.

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I bet you are thinking, “Where are my combs? Why is there not a site that lets me keep track of my combs online so that I always know where the nearest one is????”

And the answer is because I don’t have any venture capital.

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I would so enjoy that.

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1. Europa
2. Io
3. Titan
4. Callisto
5. Ganymede

Needless to say I prefer larger moons.

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