Q: Why did the man keep his dictionary on the top shelf?
A: He likes his words in high-def!

Q: What did William Shakespeare’s nanny say when he acted up?
A: PLAYWRIGHT!

Q: Why did Swamp Thing have to stop and rest?
A: He had low mud sugar.

MORE TO FOLLOW.

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I found this old game I made with a friend awhile back. It is pretty thrilling and provides literally hours of entertainment. I did the terrible graphics and TylerK did the programming, sounds, and magic. Sadly, we made no money as this was not an officially licensed game.

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That lady is dumb as hell. YOU’RE GOING TO GET SLICED TO PIECES, LADY!!

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