• Palm trees
• Norman Y. Mineta International Airport (The Norm, as it’s called by locals).
• Roads
• Friends
• A small creek
• A room filled with Skittles

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1. Europa
2. Io
3. Titan
4. Callisto
5. Ganymede

Needless to say I prefer larger moons.

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Q: Why did the man keep his dictionary on the top shelf?
A: He likes his words in high-def!

Q: What did William Shakespeare’s nanny say when he acted up?
A: PLAYWRIGHT!

Q: Why did Swamp Thing have to stop and rest?
A: He had low mud sugar.

MORE TO FOLLOW.

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Here is a list of states I plan to conquer tomorrow:

1. Arizona

That is all for now.

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1. Mount Pilchuck

That’s it.

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With the month ending, here are the most popular names for newborns as ranked by the Social Security Administration:

Top Names for Boys

1. Blog
2. Whiskey
3. Clumpy
4. Panzer
5. Hornmouth
6. Orbit
7. Helmsman
8. Clockwork
9. Escapee
10. Dagger

Top Names for Girls

1. Pomegranate
2. Chartreuse
3. Poultry
4. Windmill
5. Ambition
6. Quarry
7. Tenacity
8. Judge
9. Verisimultude
10. Lozenge

Rankings subject to a +/- .07% margin of error.

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