On the topic of meat
March 20th, 2008
Given the choice between meats that are honey roasted and meats that are hickory smoked, I say, “Why not simply combine the two?”
And therein is why I’m pretty smart.
I know what you are thinking
March 15th, 2008
I bet you are thinking, “Where are my combs? Why is there not a site that lets me keep track of my combs online so that I always know where the nearest one is????”
And the answer is because I don’t have any venture capital.
Update: THERE IS a safe & efficient way of peeling all types of potatoes in under 8 seconds
January 28th, 2008
Simply click this Native American Firetext to behold the magic of Tater Mitts.
A brief listing of some very bad jokes I have written
December 14th, 2007
Q: Why did the man keep his dictionary on the top shelf?
A: He likes his words in high-def!
Q: What did William Shakespeare’s nanny say when he acted up?
A: PLAYWRIGHT!
Q: Why did Swamp Thing have to stop and rest?
A: He had low mud sugar.
MORE TO FOLLOW.
Classic handheld action
December 13th, 2007
I found this old game I made with a friend awhile back. It is pretty thrilling and provides literally hours of entertainment. I did the terrible graphics and TylerK did the programming, sounds, and magic. Sadly, we made no money as this was not an officially licensed game.
Baby launcher patent
September 2nd, 2007
This seems like an insanely good idea if not the start of a future Olympic sport, assuming they remove that intrusive safety net.
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